A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

British comedy is still the best...I'm sure they invented it...

 

Two of the greats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrKMJ8u94gc

 

There is much in what you write and the logical conclusion of Brexit.. I think much of the population would settle for comparable status to Puerto Rico

 

Let's make a deal. You take the original 13 colonies, just because from Virginia north it's mostly liberals and the rest of us can live in peace. The Carolina's will probably raise hell, but if you send some Hessians down there for them to shoot at they'll learn to enjoy it after a while.

 

It's a fraud!! The Queen wouldn't end a message with "God Save the Queen", that's like saying "God save me".

 

To those of us in the former colonies, there are no apparent "monarchical duties", unless you count jumping out of a helicopter with James Bond to open the Olympics.

 

Talking about duties: Nobody waves like the Queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oLr8v5ShMc

 

Oh there is competition now! Canada claims the throne too!

https://www.facebook.com/entrehubber/videos/1004209556319549/?fref=nf

 

Nah...got enough of 'em in the Home Counties...

 

No thanks, I'm happy with being a Yank! :flag_USAwave:

 

If we hadn't defeated the British in the war of Independence we'd all be speaking British, using the metric system (which is just an unproved theory) and eating spotted dick. Most Americans ain't gonna stand for that!

 

"What's a poofter?"
Anyone who disagrees with rules # 2,4,6,8, and 9?

 

A wooly woofta!

 

All or some? If all I'm a poofter. I guess they call us that because of the sound you make spitting out the teeth we just knocked out when you called us that.

 

Men here can say we legitimately carry an 8 'er (metric).
I'd look up spotted dick, but afraid of results. Can safely say, Canadians do not eat spotted dick. Sir. Good day to you.

 

Er, i meant anyone disagreeing with rule #1,3,5, and 7.

 

dam good call.....yes,a fake!....have to give Carronade an S <> salute...the Brits' royalty are worse than the US presidents for wasting money on crap...at least the presidents have a real job

 

They have raised millions over the years on things the government has little or no assistance for...They give a rallying point which no politician can rival...They are the face of an empire, rightly proud.
She is also the Queen of Australia...

 

Give the French back their Metric crap.
Nowt wrong wi' feet and inches, lad.