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Anti-Americanism Running Rampant in Canada

Discussion in 'The Stump' started by KodiakBeer, Oct 8, 2015.

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  1. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Central Alabama has a few openings still, especially for people with several multiple wheel drive vehicles. You have to commit to not marrying any of our women, though.
     
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  2. KodiakBeer

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    Can he just bang them and hit the road?
     
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    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Only if he want to get shot.
     
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    George Patton Canadian Refugee

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    Hypothetically speaking, if I were not a throughly non-partisan unbiased person I think I'd lean towards the great state of Arizona. I have no great interest in getting shot for wooing the local women, nor can I solely live off Lynyrd Skynyrd. Sorry Jeff.

    Now, the real question is can you pop coyotes with a Mauser 98k? Or do y'all not let no stinking German guns across the Arizona state line?
     
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    What about switching to brewing rum? Just to compete Cuba.
     
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    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    I have a poll here that says Obama is an alien. From Mars in point of fact, which is why NASA is so interested in it.
     
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  7. KodiakBeer

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    Of course! German, Swedish and even Czech Mausers are welcomed.
     
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    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Schwere Gustav is legal in Arizona.
     
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  9. KodiakBeer

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    Yeah, but try finding 80 Centimeter shells at any of the local gun stores!
     
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    A-58 Cool Dude

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    Rum is not overly popular here in Louisiana, except for in New Orleans where every drink is popular. I remember about reading that some guys were interested in tapping into the rum market in South Louisiana awhile back. Not sure what brand name they are using, but I'll dig around to try to find out.
     
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    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    You'd probably do better in Alabama. In Arizona, they keep re-electing a well-known RINO. Regardless, where the women are concerned, with you being a Canadian and not an actual Yankee, you could probably get a waiver without a lot of effort. I'll put in a good word for you, if you want me to.

    I like Skynyrd a lot, but...they were (mostly) from Florida, so listening to them exclusively is not a requirement. You do have to stand and cheer in public places whenever you hear Sweet Home Alabama playing, though. That mostly occurs at football games, though.

    Music...one of my favorite bands (top 3) is that one headed by Tom Scholtz and named for a city well within the lair of the beast, Massachusetts.
     
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    George Patton Canadian Refugee

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    Strange -- that band is also one of my favorites. But isn't that sacrilege in Alabama? Starting my non-politically motivated non-exile with a lynching might not be the best way to start things off...

    In other news, a certain opposition figure whose name is an anagram for Turd Water (when you translate from French to English) has maintained a 6 point lead. I would say his real name, but I'm so non-political and unbiased I forget what it is..... No, really, I mean it. That is by no means a political statement in any way.
     
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    Lynchings? That is so 1960s. It went out of style with the Nehru jacket.
    Y'all already done a Turd Water before, right? If I remember correctly, that time was not a high point in Canadian history. I always got the impression that he didn't like us 'Mericans much at all.
     
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    Suck it, Alabama!


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    George Patton Canadian Refugee

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    Yes we have. My fellow Canadians inform me that he was one of our most beloved figures. Psst he's the one on the right:

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    Isn't that part of Monument Valley in Utah?
     
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    That's just the first impression. He just seems to be from another continent. ;)
     
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    Monument Valley straddles the AZ/UT line.
     
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    You fussed at me once for mentioning the secret of the Gulf Coast beaches, and there you go posting a photo! The Yankee hoards are already enroute.
     
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