Photo caption competition #4

lol ,smegs earplug joke gets my vote

 

Re: aziz belo

I was going to make some similar comment, but thought the PC brigade would be on my back too quickly!

"Now, to cast the perfect fly, elevate to 40 degrees, then traverse smartly right. Schmidt, if you traverse LEFT again, I'll make you straighten the guns yourself!"

 

Re: aziz belo

lol :lol:

"Okay men. Since these tanks are to big for the carwash we have to improvise. You will soon drive these tanks trough the sea with the hatches open. Now, who can hold his breath for more then eight minutes?"

 

The men soon learned that the phrase "Life's a beach" had a darker meaning...

 

aziz

"Right, Smart Ar**'s, who put Viagra in the recoil lubricant?"
B.B.B.

 

"Atlantis by Christmas"

 

"Since the Italian fleet won't transport us, we just drive to north africa and attack El Alemein from behind"

 

"GroFaZ, in his infinite wisdom, has decided that apart from the Western Front, the Eastern Front and the Italian Front, we must now open a Water Front."

"Right, which one of you has my towel? I don't want to catch a cold"

 

aziz

Cue for new film. 'On the Water Front' starring Marlon Bratwurst.

 

Here come the movies

"Drive Silent, Drive Deep"

 

movies

'Above us the Wives' and 'We Drive At Dawn' starring the BadBaden HJ 'Schwimmenpanzerkommando'. (not forgetting Dieter the Dachshund , Regimental Mascot and star of the award winning film 'The Longest Dog'.)
also 'Das Jack-Boot' (or for the allied market 'In Which we Sink'.) :lol:

 

"Men, der Speiss said clean the Panzers inside and out. I'll bet this will be the last time he tells us that!"

 

Deep Purple gave me the insperation for a new song and it fitted exelent with this pic.
The song goes about a secret operation of the Africa core, trying to get behind El Alemein, from the sea side.

We all came out our tanks
On the Mediterian shorline
For an operation that is mobile
We didn’t had much time
Cause Montgomery and Rommel
The made all the fun in town
But some genie with a Flak gun
Shotted tanks on the ground
Tanks on the water, firing at the sky

We shotted down the ammunition camp
It blowed with an awful sound
Four days later we’re back to shout
Pulling mines out of the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another way
Cause Alem time was running out
It seemed we would lose the war
Tanks on the water, firing at the sky

We ended up with a great plan
It was daring, cold and wet
But with the victory at least in our minds
Making a stand there
With a few panzers and a few old crews
We drove till we sweat.
No matter what we get out of this
I know, they’ll never forget
Tanks on the water, firing at the sky

 

Smoke on the water; WWII style!

I LIKE IT!!!!

 

Lol! Quillin strikes back with a hard rock!

 

Hard Rock Haleluja,
Mayby i'll write some more tank songs in the future.
PS: McRis, check out "Eye of the Tiger" on Photo 6

 

Yes, Quillin i've already seen it.

 

WHOO, NEW TOYS!