The "wish" with consequences game

Granted however, your hovercraft belongs to the police so, when they find you riding their missing overcraft you go to jail for possession of stolen property and so many other charges you get locked down a long time...
This game wishes look like DD wishes.


I wish I get a good grade on quantum Mechanics tomorrow...


Cheers...

 

Granted but you will never again spend an evening with an interesting companion.

I wish the dodo had not gone extinct.

 

All right, but it's now eating your liver alive à la Prometheus and the Eagle.

I wish Adolf had become a good painter, and Churchill Reichskanzler instead.

 

Fine. Churchill proves to be twice as evil as Hitler and ends up getting nuked along with half of Europe.....The half you live in; while Hitler immigrates to the US where he becomes infamous for his tasteless art deco signs on Route 66.

I wish it wasn't so GD'd hot today having been out in it for most of the time....

 

Granted. You look around, even before your eyes get accustomed to the new light your bones seem to freeze Ice starts to form in your lungs and as your vision starts to fade due to your retine cristalyzation, you notice a wierd light from the sun and it sems to be getting fainter. Congrats, thanks to you, we have now an orbit the size of the orbit of Saturn . The temperature diminished to an extent that all life on Earth will be impossible.
hope you're happy now (yes the test did not went so well as you might have noticed)!




I wish I had a Tiger tank so I could go and shoot at stuff to release the stress of the exams.


Cheers...

 

Granted, but your Tiger will soon according to all probability get stuck in the mud so you can't move, night is approaching and Ivan is coming armed with the Molotov Cocktails you so heartily defend on the other thread. They also bring a barrel of tar and a bag of feathers.

"I wish it were day" - the Constable de France - Shakespeare, Henry V, A.3, s.7

 

Molotov cocktails with tarrr is probably not a good combination you just had to take the jab didn't you?

And so, the night parted and day came... tough you didn't specify the length of the day so days now last 1000 hours and again global instiction (whats with me and global instinction today?).



I wish Ivan would stand just for guys named Ivan cause they must be tired of being refered to all the time without meaning them. Nobody inks about Ivans feelings


Cheers...

 

Granted. People now call them Bob...

I wish that Russia was a banana republic.

 

Granted, but now Banana "futures" plummet and the crop is left to rot, falling from the trees and causing the world to slip into another dimension.

I wish Congress wasn't a crying, bank account draining "Poop" machine (such babies)

 

Granted. Now they are a bunch of intellectual debaters that never do anything at all. The country falls into anarchy and you get lynched by a mob for causing it.

I wish I didn't die everytime I put up a wish.

 

Granted they are pink now and the reason they are pink is because of the pigmentation of a very strong poison. Now a lot of people are dead because of pink oranges.


I wish for a better world.



Cheers...

 

Granted but the people next door wish for the best world so you spend the rest of your days growing increasingly dissatisfied with your better world and always longing for the best world next door.

I wish I had played basketball in High School.

 

Granted. But, you break a leg whilst doing it, and the ambulence carrying you drives over a banana skin (Made in Russia ), falls down a hill, and crashes into a Nuclear missile facility. The missiles launch, and the world enters a nuclear war.

I wish my internet was faster connecting.

 

Granted but it becomes so fast you feel dizzy with the fastness you can get info from the web and you loose your social life over it.


I wish Schroedingers cat was alive.


Cheers...

 

Granted, but it throws up on your pillow every night.

I wish there were no more references to physics or physicists on any Forum Thread!

 

Granted but now evveryone is missing it and they change forums and transform from WWII nerds (hey who are we kidding right?) to physics nerds. You caused the end of ww2f...
*solemn moment of silence*


I wish people would never forgett.


Cheers...

 

Granted...

But now everyone is filled with remorse & regret over missed opportunities and bad decisions.
They all need all three & there's no one to take care of them.

I wish it was a sunny 75 degrees everywhere, everyday with the exception of a light rain in the evening, so gardens would grow everything, everywhere.

 

Granted, yet it is an alien world without oxygen forcing you to wear a full space suit for the rest of your life, not only seeing everything through a tinted visor but not being able to touch it either.

I wish that my work computer would be my home computer.

 

Granted but you lose your home and have to live at your office.

I wish the chicken never crossed the road.