The "wish" with consequences game

Granted. You try it but get hit by a bus.

I wish I could open this box of cherry bakewells! Argh!

 

Granted. It bursts open and every one of them hits the floor where you dog proceeds to urniate on them.....

I wish "S@#t" didn't happen.

 

Granted, but now nothing good happens either. You mired in a world of complete boredom.

I wish I had WWII Jeep!

 

Granted you get a WWII jeep... In WWII!! You stand at the Russian Front in a lend lease jeep just as the German Sumer offensive is about to start... Good luck on that



I wish I didn't have to prepare my lunch


Cheers...

 

Granted. You starve.

I wish I had my own private jet.

 

Granted, but the day you get it fuel is rationed off and all private jets are forbidden to fly.

I wish that I had my new fishing reel.

 

Granted. But on the first toss, the line gets hopelessly tangled while the boat across the lake catches a record breaking bass.

I wish gas was back at $2/gallon.

 

Granted, but your president is named Ahmanedijad.

I wish Goering had been the Führer.

 

Granted but now Germany in WWII had been plagued by internal turmoil and a civil revolution began! Germany no longer exists as a country...


I wish Tweety never saw a pussycat...



Cheers...

 

Granted, but your now covered in a ton of bird poo.


I want to have the right to break wind without people tutting.

 

Granted. Unfortunately someone near to you strikes a match and you all blow up.

I wish the planets where shaped like heads.

 

Granted but then you can't find any hats in a cosmic scale so everybody dies of head colds.

I wish President Bush were bald.

 

Granted but now, his 8 ball head serves to give him more credibility and even stupider decisions are made... Now he not only believes he talks to god, he managed to convince people he's the next Messiah!


I wish the Big Bad Wolf (BBW) was a vegetarian...




Cheers...

 

Granted. However the three little pigs start the Pig Empire, and the whole universe is ruled by Pigs. The Goat Alliance is formed, and they start a war which ultimately destroys the universe.

I wish next weekend will come faster.

 

Granted.............but it passes even faster.


I wish for 3 day weekends!

 

You got it. But the working week is now two weeks longer.


I want the perfect Ginger Beer.

 

Granted but it's filled with actual chunks of Ginger Root.

I wish that my zune would work on my computer.

 

Granted. Only now your computer doesn't work with anything else and it takes 100 GB of memory for your zune to work on it.

I wish my GD'd backhoe didn't have mechanical problems.

 

Granted. But it's a really bad one and nobody wants to grant it.


I wish McDonalds actually did taste nice and was actually good for you.