You know you like German Army stuff way to much if: You have a splinter pattern shower curtain or bed sheet. You wear an M36 tunic to prom, because you think its sexy. You pack your web gear when you go to the beach. You wear a crusher cap when playing baseball. You sew a cuff title on your jacket. When the teacher takes attendance at school, you click your heels when she calls your name. You wear a panzer wrap as a dinner jacket. You put a coat of zimmerat(spelling?) on your car. When you get pulled over for speeding you show the police your soldbuch as identification. If anyone can think of more please post them.