Favourite movie one liners

too keep it on the simpsons

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

 

From 'Futurama' as Fry is about to give himself permanant brain damage to prove he loves Leela:

Worm: No creature would ever intentionally turn himself into an idiot!
Fry: Clearly you have never been in love!

Oh how true...

 

from Fight Club....

Tyler talking to his other self,
"Stay away from her, she's a predator posing as a house pet."

Tyler Durden, "Who are you?"
Lou, "Who am I ??"
Tyler, "Yea."
Lou, "There's a sign out front that says Lou's Tavern...I'm f@#kin Lou, who the f@#k are you?"

 

Another Futurama quote, made by Fry...

"Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"

 

Futurama/Fry again

Fry, "I'm getting one of those things."
Lela, "What things"
Fry, "You know, a headache with pictures."
Lela, "An idea?"
Fry, "That's it."

 

The classic Homer is the episode where Mr. Burns holds a surprise fire drill at the plant. Everyone is running around in a panic, people hitting each other with furniture and fire extingusihers to escape. Homer makes it to a door and into the parking lot where Mr. Burns and Smithers are waiting. Homer pulls a bench in front of the door jamming it shut and then runs up to Burns dancing and giggling and says "Did I win?!"

 

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?


This thread is turning in to 'Favourite movie one liners from the Simpsons'

 

From the movie 300:

This is where we FIGHT! This is where they DIE!

Give them nothing! But take from them everything!

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Yesss!!

 

Twilight Zone
"Mr. Chambers don't get on that ship, the rest of the book...it's a cook book...
"TO SERVE MAN"...it's a cook book !

 

"Who's your executive officer?"
"Me, Sir!"
"Good, now your the commanding officer, and if you can't get this collum moving I'll sack you too!"

From Patton.

 

Same movie;

Persian advance sights Spartans in gap.
Persian leader calls for Spartans to lay down (or drop, I forget which) their weapons.
Spear from distance strikes Persian leader.
Spartan leader calls "Persians, come and get them!

 

Get into da choppa!


NOOOOOOOOOW

 

"Who'd notice another madman around here"

From the final episode of Blackadder goes Forth.

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"It sits there for years but when theres a fire it the bloody thing blows your head off!"

Basil Fawlty, regarding a fire extinguisher in Fawlty Towers.

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"Errr, err, Fawlty Towers, how are you, nice day!" (slams down phone).

Manuel (the Spanish waiter who can't speak much English) answering a phone in Fawlty Towers

 

"Look up the definition of stupid what do you see?"
"lemme guess, the picture of me?"
"NO, the definition of stupid which you F**king are!"

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

 

The Punisher

Island man,
"Via con Dios Senior Castle...Go with God."

Frank Castle
"God's gonna sit this one out."


Babylon 5, Third Space

IPX Executive,
"We'd like full access to the artifact."

John Sheridan,
"I'll take your request under consideration."

IPX Executive,
"That's Bureaucratize for take a hike."

John Sheridan,
"It is indeed."

 

One of my favorite TV moments is in the Jeremy Brett series of Sherlock Holmes, in 'the empty room' when Watson is explaining the events after Holmes' disappearance at Reichenback Falls:

"I tried to use some of Holmes' own methods."

Cut to Watson running around the hillside shouting "HOLMES! HOLMES!"

 

"Turn around dirt" from Charlton Heston's character in "Arrowhead" to two of three Apache Warriors he's about to shoot.

 

"Don't you have rats in Spain or did Franco have them all shot?!"
Basil Fawlty, commenting on Manuel's insistence that his pet rat is a Hamster.

"Basil!"
Sybil Fawlty, in every episode.

 

"Look Ma!!!! I'm On Top Of The World!!!!" James Francis Cagney in: 1949's: White Heat.

A tiny bit of James Cagney trivia.

"You Dirty Rat." Was a phrase that was by popular belief, to have been used by James Cagney in one of his Ganster movies. However, this was farthest from the truth and not until he told the story behind it at a special Hollywood Celebration in his honor-in 1974; was it revealed that he never said that in any of his 61++ movies. In fact, Humphrey Bogart was the one who had used this line in at least one of his movies. Another actor who used this line more than once was: Robert Taylor. I can't remember if Edward G. Robinson used it in one of his movies; or not?

 

Is that the one with richard attenborough and the launch they take over to Dunkirk....It's on DVD? I'll have to get that

Good Night Mr Roberts!