Favourite movie one liners

Movie - American Psycho

[Recurring line]
Patrick Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.

Patrick Bateman: [in bed] Don't touch the watch.

[scene in the toilet booth]
Timothy Bryce: [after snorting "cut" cocaine] I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fvcking Oaties.
Patrick Bateman: Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we'll be okay.
Club Patron: [leans over from another booth] Will you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!
Timothy Bryce: [speaks to the patron in the next booth] HEY, F@CK YOU!

 

Hi Col, that certainly is the movie with Sir Richard Attenborough in it. Also has Bernard Lee in it.

As for it being on DvD-nope-not here in the USA im afraid. I don't know if it's available on DVD in the UK either.

What I have is a region 2 copy on VHS which was released I think in 1983? and the tape dates back to that release. A friend of mine made two copies on DvD for me, and as far as im aware, only myself and one other American member here; has a copy of this on DvD in the USA of course ;-)). If I had a 3rd Dvd copy, i'd gladly give it to you.

Take care and best regards--Carl.

 

Thanks for the offer

It can be done, Martin Hessler(Robert Shaw)

Good night Dolan.

 

They're not going to parade through these streets, this aint Paris.

Chuikov ( Russian Stalingrad )

 

No problem. And if I can ever get set-up at home, im going to see if I can get someone to teach me how to burn tapes to DvD's. But that is going to be several months down the road. :-(

 

Not a quote from a movie but one from an old TV Series.

This is from: The Fall Guy, Season 1, Episode Nr. 3 - which had Milton Berle as a Guest Star.

The scene is when Colt and his Cousin are walking up the sidewalk to a fancy "members only" club of somekind. The doors open and it shows "Uncle Milton" walking down the steps with two pretty women in arms.

Uncle Milton spots Colt and says: "Colt! hi ya kid."

Colt to Uncle Milt: "Hey Milton, it's good to see you....Hey kid, this is Milton Berle.......I did a stunt for him on a movie once."

Milton to Colt and the kid: "At my age, I need a stuntman to put on my makeup."

 

If Carl hasn't beaten me to it.

-Just because we're neighbours, doesn't men I have to be neighbourly.

and

-Get a doctor, he's bleeding.
-Not enough.

Chisum.

 

"Shoot them! Shoot them! Shoot them then interrogate them! Charles Durning as as SS commandant in Poland in Mel Brook's To Be or Not To Be

 

Heh heh, Hi Jaeger, thanks for posting those, they made my day ;-))

"I'm not going to hit him, no I won't, like hell I won't"...(WHAM) John Wayne in: "McLintock."

 

Those People have it...

John Wayne as Col Kirby before he calls in Puff the Magic Dragon

 

Little orphaned Vietnamese kid Hamchuck at the end of The Green Berets: "W-Was my Peterson brave?"
Col Kirby: "Very Brave!"
Hamchuck " W-What will happen to me now?"
Col Kirby: "You let me worry about that Green Beret. Your what this is all about."

 

Not a one liner, but it is my favorate.

"Suppose in Occupied France, there is this Nunnery. And one day the chief Nun says to all the other Nuns, 'Now listen Girls! Lets us escape to dear old England.' So these Nuns, they steal a plane and they fly and fly and fly, until the get to England you see, but these Flying Nuns aren't to consisent with landing methods, so they all jump out in parachutes!"
L/Cpl Jones, saying that a Nun might be floating down with a parachute. To which Mainwaring replies,
"I think your delving into the realms of fantasy there Jones!"

 

Heartbreak Ridge

It's my will against yours, and you "will" loose.

I'm so broke I couldn't get out of sight if it took a quarter to go around the world.

 

Yeah, but was she whistling on the way down

Reference: Why are there no women Marines in ANGLICO?, because you'd here them jumping from a mile away

 

Speaking of being broke. There is a similar line that I heard in another movie long ago which goes like this: "It's been so long since I took Abe Lincoln outta my pocket, that he blinks from all the sunshine."

 

I need your help with one Carl.
John Wayne is questioning two Indian "Agents" about being corrupt and starting another uprising. One gets mouthy with him, (tsk tsk)(dumb move), the "Duke" plugs him and then turns his attention to the other one. The other one holds out his hands and says "Wait, wait...I didn't do anything."
John replies, "Well,...you should have !", and plugs him too. CLASSIC "Wayne"

 

Hi S.W. your right, that is a great line. This is from the movie: The Undefeated. This movie also stars: Rock Hudson, Ben Johnson (Short Grub), Harry Carey Jr. Paul Fix, Edward Faulkner (as the Confederate Captain) Jan-Michael Vincent (as the Confederate Lieutenant-Wilkes) Pedro Armendariez Jr. as the Bandit leader, Gregg Palmer was the US Fed Agent whom Duke first punched - when they were going to buy only 500 of his Horses, Dub Taylor as the Chuckwagon Driver/Cook and I forget who else is in it.

Great Western by the way. One of my favorite lines from it is:

Duke: "You win some...you lose some Rojas."

General Rojas: "Thats GENERAL Rojas."

PS: BTW, if you ever get to see the video taken of John Wayne's 100th Birthday celebrations in Winterset, Iowa -pay particular attention to Gregg Palmer doing his Duke, James Stewart and Gary Cooper impersonations. Gregg Palmer sounds EXACTLY like them-and is much better than Rich Little in sounding like who he impersonates. Also, as a side note: Gregg Palmer was in Big Jake, as the machete-wielding outlaw-and whom Duke (as Jacob McCandles, calls him "fatty.")

 

1997 Escape from New York.

Lee Van Cleef is Bob Hauk
Kurt Russel is Snake Plissken (A REAL HERO!!)


Bob Hauk: There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board.
Snake Plissken: The president of what?

Bob Hauk: You go in, find the President, bring him out in less than 24 hours, and your're a free man.
Snake Plissken: Bullshit!
Bob Hauk: I'm making you an offer.
Snake Plissken: Get a new president.
Bob Hauk: Is that your answer?
Snake Plissken: I'm thinking about it.
Bob Hauk: Think hard. We're still at war. We need him alive.
Snake Plissken: I don't give a fuck about your war... or your president.

 

I havent seen this in ages.... great movie!!!

 

You can pick it up @ WalMart for $5 bucks. I bought a few copies of it about a month or so ago. Sent two copies to 4th Platoon, India Company US Marines in Iraq, along with about 10 other DvDs.

John Wayne as: Robert Marmaduke Hightower in: Three Godfathers. The scene is at the near end of the movie and he had just made it from being w/o horse or water-in the desert and having saved a newborn baby from death. He staggers into the bar placing the baby onto the bar and orders milk for the baby and a cool cool beer for himself. Unknownst to him, the Posse chasing him has arrived in town and the Sheriff of Welcome, Arizona: B.Sweet - who had been chasing him for robbing a bank; enters the Saloon and says:

"Turn around Texan...and draw!"

Hightower turns around and says: "OK Pearly, you old hay-shaker, you got me." and he proceeds to faint falling against a table and rolling onto the floor. He had passed out because of just coming in from the desert and having had nothing to eat & drink for days.