Favourite movie one liners

Oddball: Woof Woof...that's my dog imitation... Keifer had an interesting Dad

Don Rickles now Don Wrinkles was and still is a classic funny guy.

 

It's TV, but it's a keeper.

Stargate SG1.........

Senator Kinsey to Colonel O'Niel,
"Half the people don't vote and the other half are too stupid to know what they're doing."

Colonel O'Niel to Senator Kinsey,
"That explains how you got elected."

Farscape

Jonh Crichton to D'argo, (when he was dieing)
"Your my best friend."

D'argo to Crichton,
"You could've done better."

 

I quite like 'it seems my hypocracy only goes so far'

Then later: 'it seems my hypocracy is boundless.'

 

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Dr. Strangelove

 

I nearly forgot this classic one from Forbidden Planet.

Robby the Robot -

Morbius something is approaching from the south west.

 

"Roads? Where we're going, We don't need roads!"-Doc (Back to the Future)

 

Col, I almost posted the above but decided against it. It's a great line though. Yup, it might have been cool to have Donald Sutherland as a Daddy.

Couldn't agree more, Don Rickles is one of the great funny ones.

Major Reisman (Lee Marvin) to the Charles Bronson character: "Slipped on a bar of soap."

Chas Bronson's character to Maj Reisman: "Yeah."

Big Joe: "Look Mulligan, we've been rained on, mortared on and bombed on all the way from the beachhead - stop your damned barrage-OVER!."

 

In Harms way......

As far as I'm concerned, a Coconut fell through the roof and hit you in the mouth.

Death wish.....

Do you believe in Jesus ? Well you're gonna meet him.

Army of Darkness.....(so many)

Give me some "Sugar" Baby.
Honey, you got real ugly.
Hail to the "King".
Yeah, listen up you primitive "Screw-Heads", this is my BOOM stick !

 

Jason Vorhees: "Jason (echos) Kill (echos)"

 

Memorable one word one liner from Sink the Bismark

English on the Hood "Shoot"

German on the Bismarck "Fi-yah"


No Mr Bond, I expect you to die....Goldfinger

Connery will always be the best Bond.

Excellent, I have received the German Wound badge in Gold, someone has a good sense of humor in CIC.

 

Capt. Victor "Pug" Henry serving as the leader of a Squadron of American Destroyers that are protecting a convoy of British Merchant Vessels on the way to Murmansk, Russia:

"Now There Goes One Frustrated Warrior (on seeing a Uboat pack backing away and leaving his convoy alone.

From: Part 6 of the excellent 7 part mini-series: The Winds of War.

 

[an SS officer is approaching under a white flag]
Major Harry Carlyle: Rather interesting development, sir.
[to the German]
Major Harry Carlyle: That's far enough! We can hear you from there!
SS Panzer Officer: My general says there is no point in continuing this fighting! He wishes to discuss terms of a surrender!
Major Harry Carlyle: Shall I answer him, sir?
Lt. Col. John Frost: Tell him to go to hell.
Major Harry Carlyle: We haven't the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!
SS Panzer Officer: [confused] What?
Major Harry Carlyle: We'd like to, but we can't accept your surrender! Was there anything else?
[German officer walks off]
Lt. Col. John Frost: Well, that's that.

From A bridge too far

 

That's about as much cloud cover as a g-string on a belly dancer... Col. Freeman, UFO, The Identify episode. Just picked up the set on DVD, used to watch them as a kid

 

It always makes me chuckle when I hear that!

 

Hi Col, I just barely remember that series. Thanks for mentioning it! and I think i'll be looking into ordering a set.

Prisoner: A.J. (Telly Savalas) Maggot: in: The Dirty Dozen. "Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord. Paul to the Romans Chapter 12."

 

"Come quietly, or there will be.....Trouble!" (Robocop)

 

"This is a .44 caliber handgun...the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off. All you have to do is to ask yourself one question...Do I feel lucky?..........Well....do ya..punk!?."

Clint Eastwood as: Detective "Dirty" Harry Callighan, to a punk bankrobber that he had just shot.

Another C.E. "D" H.C. favorite of mine is:

"Look!....I'm coming down there in five minutes and you better have those files open-you pencil-pushing son-of-a-bitch!"

 

Bridge at Remagen,

Major Barnes to Lieutenant Hartman,
"Hartman my boy, you do that for me and I promise you a unit citation."
Hartman back.
"Why Major Sur, there nuthin my boys would appreciate more.... Sur."

Catch 22

Old guy.
"I know."
Nately,
"How do you know?"
OG,
"Because I'm 107 years old. How old are you?"
N,
"I'll be 20 this January."
OG
"If you live."

 

"Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales in: The Outlaw Josey Wales.

 

Caddyshack

"Moose, Rocko.....help the Judge find his checkbook."

the Thing

"Yah, well f#$@ you too."

the Shooter

"Maybe I should just wait for your report, read it, and then remember what I saw and heard."

Wildgeese

Your a remarkable man Sir Edward.

I suppose you ought to kill me?

I suppose I better had.....bang!

Patton

Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!