Lou....I don't make fun of Indiana or whatever featureless flat tornado ridden snow enveloped no ocean view having State you infest; so, please do not malign mine.....
Excuse me, but I live in Pennslyvania. Hardly flat and featureless, and we are within 90 minutes of an ocean you can actually swim in. My mother, brother, sister, and their families are all located in southern California and are farther from the beach than we are. Plus, the Pacific is pretty cold, even in the summer. Besides, wouldn't you be pleased to have laid-back Carl as a Californian?
Carl would go nuclear in California. I realized you were in Pennsylvania right after I posted. I guess if I would have remembered I could have made a witty remark about Amish Vampires.
Amish Vampires? I'm curious, having lived in Lancaster, PA, for 10 years, I never heard anything about Amish Vampires. Let's hear it formerjughead.
Is the movie out yet? Amish vampires. They really have those? That's gotta be a cool movie. Hope it's XXX, R rated at least. It can't be better than the classic "Zombie Strippers". I'm going to watch it right after "Return of the Night of the Living Dead" and "Captain Ron" and "Back to School". Oh by the way, the Rodney Dangerfield classic "Back to School" was a re-make of the early 60s Bing Crosby movie "High Time" if any of you clowns wanted to know.
Just because I have big feet and an oddly shaped squishy red nose doesn't mean that I subscribe the the "Clownist" ideals. Even though I have been known to throw buckets of confetti on people while dressed in baggy clothes with an over exaggerated smile painted on my face I am not a clown. I did not go to "Clown College"; although I did swear an oath to Bozo which stated in part that I would would follow and obey all the principles of Clownism, I am not a clown.
Man, I think that I read that on the bathroom wall someplace.... At times I've known you to be rude, crude, cranky, wanky and overly obnoxious, but after reading your most recent eloquent post, I see that you can be quite "sensitive" as well. Good for you.
The election is over, this baby is fair game!!! We might as well have some fun in it before it gets moved to the stump because someone has a broken heart about their horse not winning the election.
Methinks this thread is creeping toward oblivion. I'll leave it open for a while so you guys can fling a few more jokes and barbs, but I see closure in the near term. Just call me spoilsport.
The elections must NOT be over because they are still running ads on the TV in Duluth Minnesota??! Back to back ads were just on between a loser and the winner for a House seat. Heck I think I'll go vote again! Talk about getting your money's worth.
Last I heard the race for Governor of Minn. was or would be recounted. Oberstar lost to Cravaak? for Congress and we still get to watch ads telling us how good they both are (or aren't!). Will the insanity ever stop?
No problem! I'm only an hour and 20 minute drive to Canada or about an hour by snowmobile in the Winter When I run out of ammunition that is.