How, when and where do you find time to post on the forum?

Good luck with your studies. Hope all goes well. Let us know how it turns out.

 

Don't fail! We need a lawyer! Its all part of my - our - plan for global domination!

 

You get yourself put on an NHS waiting list and bobs your uncle...you have all the time in the world...and watch your savings dissapear as you wait...I'll carry on typing until the op or the lights go out..whichever is sooner...

 

So, if you pass when are they scheduling removal of your brain? Are they still using sand as a filler or have they gone high tech?

Sorry. I have this problem with lawyers.....

 

As i care for my wife and look after the kids who are gonna be 2 and 5 next month my posting time is a bit erratic,, but basically when the wife is resting and my eldest is at school, and the youngest aint screaming daddy i come on here for some peace and quiet

 

Does the forum have a lawyer?

 

God! I hope not! That would lower the collective IQ here at least 20 points!

 

Isnt DG a lawyer...and I believe we have a newb in the welcome secton who wants to work for JAG.

There goes the neighbourhood.

 

In the immortal words of the Eagles "kill all the lawyers kill em tonight"

 

Please No!

Open the door to them and the political correctness loonies follow.

 

Morning Richard....I need you to measure your index finger in millimetres please.

If it exceeds the proposed figure stated in EEC index finger memorandum ver 3.2, then I may have to ask you to digitally photo said finger and present both finger and photo to your nearest council bin man for inspection. This may result in a 60 pound fine and 3 points on your living licence.

If it is smaller than the EEC average as in index finger measurements common agricutural policy sheep dipping for the use of, comparison of Northern and Sourthern European states fingers ver 9.2, then your fine will be only a maximum of 30 pounds and no points need be added to you living licence.

If however you do not have an index finger for presentaton, we would ask you to pleas provide proof, a doctors certificate is not sufficient in this case, and you may be asked to attend one of our centres and take a medical.

Please bring a sample and copy of any allergies certificates..if you have them, if not, why not? This is a serious breech of allergy notification under section 2 of the threat to sheep act...EEC version 9.7 whereby any male European without an allergy certificate is deemed a danger to sheep within the whole community.

This is a serious matter and is punished by a 60 pound fine and 3 points on your living licence.

Please be aware, our medical centres do not provide car parking.

If you have any suggestions on how we may help our customers receive a better service, then please feel free to comment on our main web page.

EEC take it, its yours site. Located on the www. If you wish to speak to someone about your query, complaint or suggestion, then feel free to. We cant possibly comment on any individual case, but please be aware that all complaints attract a mandatory 60 pound fine and 3 points on your living licence.

Thank you for your time and attention.

 

urgh

I'm going to send that the Daily Bitch. Oops I mean Daily Mail.

 

So, I guess he can give the Vulcan salute and say "live long and post often."

 

Bump, if I may....