Some jokes and some funny pics...

taking time out from war.boys will be boys..

 

Do Something, Cat - CollegeHumor video

 

Banana Scare - CollegeHumor video

 

heres some more!

 

Another doctor joke....

What kind of job do you do? a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment.

Im a naval surgeon, he replied.

Goodness! said the lady, How you doctors specialize these days!

 

Redneck Medical Terms

Artery...........The study of paintings.
Benign...........What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...........Back door to cafeteria.
Barium..........What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan...............Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.
Colic..................A sheep dog.
Coma..................A punctuation mark.
D&C....................Where Washington is.
Dilate................To live long.
Enema.................Not a friend.
Fester...............Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...................A small lie.
Genital...............Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series......World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail.............What you hang your coat on.
Impotent............Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff...........A Doctor's cane.
Morbid..................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates...................Cheaper than day rates.
Node........................I knew it.
Outpatient...............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room..............Place to do upholstery.
Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
Secretion...................Hiding something
Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
Tablet......................A small table.
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor.......................More than one.
Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
Varicose....................Near by

 

Another chuckle Ray

Yours are always good.

Haven't seen many posts from you lately. All is well?

Ted

 

thanks ted,appreciated.my laptop has been playing up over last 2 weeks,and has finally died,I'm on my sisters at the moment till I get another,so haven't been around as normal,only in the odd post,when I could get on,regards,ray..