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Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by Kai-Petri, Dec 4, 2002.

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  1. LRusso216

    LRusso216 Graybeard Staff Member

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    Got this in an email today:
    WORKS FOR ME
    [FONT=&quot] Here's a solution to all of the controversy over the full-body scanners now being introduced at major airports.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]What is needed is a reinforced booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device that you may have on you.[/FONT]
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    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]It would be a win-win for everyone - there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed![/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]This is so simple that it's brilliant.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Works for me.[/FONT]
     
    LRusso216, Apr 28, 2010
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  2. brndirt1

    brndirt1 Saddle Tramp

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    Don’t get all upset ladies, the fact that many of these drivers are female is undoubtedly a coincidence.

    Some of the videos have been removed, but those that remain are an absolute HOOT!

    Goto:

    The Funniest Parking Fails Of All Time (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

    Even though the first one doesn’t play just click "next" and check out the rest of them.
     
    brndirt1, Apr 29, 2010
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  3. Phantom of the Ruhr

    Phantom of the Ruhr Member

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    [YOUTUBE]VMxxhE1gQ6M[/YOUTUBE]
     
    Phantom of the Ruhr, May 5, 2010
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  4. Totenkopf

    Totenkopf אוּרִיאֵל

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    [​IMG]

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    Totenkopf, May 31, 2010
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  5. edhunter76

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    [​IMG]
     
    edhunter76, Jun 1, 2010
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  6. Kai-Petri

    Kai-Petri Kenraali

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    Spy in the house...
     
    Kai-Petri, Jun 6, 2010
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  7. Totenkopf

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    Totenkopf, Jun 27, 2010
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  8. Totenkopf

    Totenkopf אוּרִיאֵל

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    [​IMG]
     
    Totenkopf, Jul 4, 2010
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  9. Kai-Petri

    Kai-Petri Kenraali

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    The new future owner of BP?

    For weeks now, BP's flagging share price has prompted speculation that it could be bought by another major, such as Exxon Mobil or Shell. PetroChina, which owns a small stake in BP, has also been mentioned as a possible suitor.

    Now, you can add Libya to the list. The country's oil chief said he will recommend that Libya's sovereign wealth fund buy a stake in BP because, as he told the Dow Jones news service, "it's a good opportunity for bargain hunters."
     
    Kai-Petri, Jul 6, 2010
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  10. Totenkopf

    Totenkopf אוּרִיאֵל

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    [​IMG]
     
    Totenkopf, Jul 14, 2010
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  11. edhunter76

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    BP Coffee Spill! If they can't handle this, how the hell are they supposed to handle large oil spill???

    BP Coffe Spill
     
    edhunter76, Jul 15, 2010
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  12. Totenkopf

    Totenkopf אוּרִיאֵל

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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. f6fhellcat

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    Are you sure that's not the politically correct folks?
     
    f6fhellcat, Aug 31, 2010
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  14. T. A. Gardner

    T. A. Gardner Genuine Chief

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    No, the PC police get tanks....
     
    T. A. Gardner, Aug 31, 2010
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  15. texson66

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    Make-up and Hair style..............$500.00
    New Dress for the show............$700.00
    Giant Stuffed Bear......................$300.00

    [​IMG]

    Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in your hand...
    Priceless!
     
    texson66, Aug 31, 2010
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  16. Radar4077

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  17. Radar4077

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    :rofl::rofl::lol:
     
    Radar4077, Aug 31, 2010
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  18. Totenkopf

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    [​IMG]

    Never able to birth his own children, Hitler enjoyed the company of his friends' children in a very creepy way.
     
    Totenkopf, Sep 25, 2010
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  19. Kai-Petri

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    Kai-Petri, Oct 5, 2010
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  20. Totenkopf

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    [​IMG]
     
    Totenkopf, Oct 22, 2010
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