The Kingdom of Urqh?

Once more into your breech my lads...

 

Urqh ... Sire ... Sorry I'm late, but the "M-eth-6-eth" was closed due to a "Virginal" sale ... Pick them up for half a crown, and sell them for a penny. I've got us THREE each!!

Permission to take command of the "Stereotypical Scouse Squad !!" Me Lud.

 

The Warriors of Wales (with thier batterys, eveready for the call of battle) await the call of Urqh, for that one day when all that is sensible shall be put to the sword! And Blacksnake, we welcome you my brother in arms to these Dire straits. we find ourselves in and gladly accept your scouse Legion.

 

And thus the fighting Urqhs gained momentum. The fog of war grew thicker and thicker. The notion of rationale and sence a thing of the past...

 

Sense?? Youve hoisted the wrong flag there.. But the army grows with addition of the lancs fusileers and inclusion into blacksnakes z cars mobile brigade group currently clogging up both mersey tunnels at the toll booths.. I now need a major general to command the division, i must plan the campaign and bake more cakes.. As kipling i think said..an army marches on its stomach.. And he made excedingly good cakes..

 

I leave for a day and we get liquidated.

 

The Urqhs strike back.

 

Lou, don't forget, Quakers are good at building and designing ships. We need transports for all that Guinness.

 

A messenger must be sent to gordon of jock land.. Who's ln charge of the urqsigs detatchment? Otto of the server... Send pigeons.. Unless stefan's shot em all.. Gordons highlanders must join us if we have scots porrige oats to spare.. Bag the pipes, stuff the haggis.. Send a entreaty to musso of disneyland.. Send him and his mickey mouse army our answer as a haggis.. You want our forumland? Well you and your army of elephants..dumbo's all.. Can each have 6 foot each of our land.. A burial pit.. To arms urqhites.. Jugs.. Bring up the iowa...

 

GB is making a comeback against the UP...vote vote vote for the winner!

 

Just cleaning the bathtub and we should be underway in the hour.

 

I love this thread Urqh just works so well as a country name...not jokeing either!

 

Well sign here an x will do.. Take your tot of rum from jaegers barrel.. Take the urqh shilling me lad.. Pick up your life vest and parachute.. Major general jaegers expiditionary force reports enemy tanks blocking his column.. Can you fly boy? You have the air.. Theres a sqn of lightnings reving up.. Tea and crumpets when you get back.. Musos dumbos are prowling angels 20..go fry us a kipper son..

 

Brigadier general jugs is en route urqhites.. Look to the west lads.. The smoke is the iowa.. New jersey.. Lexington.. Barnicles n all.. The pointy boat things not jugs,. Though he is a crusty sea salt..

 

Rum! now that could have me falling off the wagon as for them tanks get Jug to whistle up some Leathernecks in a few Warthogs, soon do the trick.

 

Wtid. If youd be so good to take your 24th chappies over to brusells and secure jaegers left flank.. Stay close to the coast.. Just in case.. Yes you can take your golf clubs.. Carl would be best with the stone one surely? A58 will be flying over you shortly.. En route to nijmegan for some reason.. Think your welsh boys can get to him this time? Be a pretty poor show if we cant ride to the rescue this time.. You have supply priority.. Hence new pistol and fruit cake mix.. Hold on.. Bit noisy here.. SGT MAJOR LOU .. LET THAT EYTIE LIVE LADDIE., Sorry bout that..off you go boyo..make us proud.. Someone put b17 on juke box.. We ll keep a wellcome in the hillside...

 

Ok...I got the straight jackets ready for all you nutters...just slip them on a a quick doping jab in the arm then we will bundle you in to the funny wagon. Last stop the nut house for the next 10 years. :lol:

 

Roger that Urqh old pip just have to tell my boyos to watch out for any of them Zulus,no problem reaching A-58 with Jug flying air cover and Carl and his reb snipers taking out any of them sneaky ones hiding in the woods, and we dont stop for tea now where has that Stefan got to he is supposed to be bringing up the rear but by the looks of things Richard and the UN inspection council could be doing that instead............message coming in........... Blacksnake......down to last few rounds.............god save..............Stevie G