The one sentence story

You should get a job at the IRS, you would make a great training manual writter !

 

Joe, your math is in error above; pie are not square, cornbread are square, pi are round.

 

In fact, kind Sir, some pies are actually rectangular, as I consumed one of them last evening.

 

That which we call a pie, by any other word would smell as sweet.

 

So therefore, the equilibrium of the onomatopoeia is entirely obscured by the radius of operation of the hatchets and machetes.

 

I thought I would bring this back to life. it got a bit errr confusing toward the end, but, on with the show.

As Texas had accidentally bombed two neutral countries in it's attempt to outlaw France, they were looking at an overwhelming power of alliances (which including the dreaded and feared peoples of Luxembourg) against them, considering no one knew who was next, so Texas then asked the remaining 49 states for assistance in it's war on non-native English speaking peoples (which had begun as a war on France) but was shot down, literally, when Mexican Air Force planes shot down the Texas ambassadors plane on it's way to, what they thought was Washington.