When they get here they will find that all the land has been given to the Native Canadians, there is no more gold here so go away. Do you know why there are Indian land claims on the moon? Answer: The Indian hasn't been there yet! When I was told this by my friend, who is a native Indian my jaw dropped in complete shock, to his great enjoyment. I asked him how he could get away with a joke like that and he said I'm an Indian you pay taxes to give to me. Nice thing to say Joe.