The "wish" with consequences game

Granted. However, you fly over US airspace and several F16s are scrambled. You refuse to land so they fire a sidewinder missile at you, that goes up your anal passage, but Unfortunately it was a dud. So you keep flying with this missile up your arse, but then they fire another which explodes.

I wish I could play the German campaign on Company of heroes opposing fronts without it crashing!

 

granted but now the allied campaigns crash

i wish i was the immortal god emperor of mankind

 

Oh God not again...

 

Granted but you still have to answer to me because I was granted absolute power a few posts back and on this day I decide that you must clean out the Red Sox locker room, O' Immortal god Emperor of mankind(He HE he)

I wish someone would give me an excellent recipe for good Neopolitan style pizza dough, no really, I'm serious about this one

 

Granted. You find someone with an excellent recipe for Neopolitan style pizza dough. Unfortunately, his name is Hannibal Lecter and "you" end up "in" the dough.

I wish I could find someone to do two 20 page Political Science papers for me for free.

 

Granted. But then, instead of doing Political science, he writes about the life and times of Bob Marley.

I had something to eat, I'm starving!

 

granted but the food is mouldy bread with mouldy ham inside

i wish i wish i was a fish

 

Granted. You get caught by a trawler and end up covered in batter next to some chips.

Someone else can have my wish, I can't think of anything.

 

I wish for THE EVIL GALACTIC FEDERATION TO COME AND KILL US ALL!

 

Granted[almost]. arrives in the neck of time and saves all mankind from the Federation.

I wish I had a delicious hamburger right now.

 

Granted. You are now a Vegan and find the soy hamburger you are eating delicious. In fact, you will never again eat meat!

I wish I could find a reasonably priced backhoe (I actually do need one).

 

Granted, but you have to drive all the way to Mississippi to pick it up... MachineryTrader Listings Search

I wish I didn't have to get old.

 

Here's another listing, TA. They have little listings at local grocery stores but this is the online version.
Good luck.

Equipment Trader Online - Buy or Sell New and Used Heavy Equipment

 

Granted, but now ugly women wont leave you alone.

I wish everything was free and easy.

 

but everything is sold out and everything is too easy

i wish the human race was the greatest race that ever existed and nothing went wrong.

 

Granted. The human race is the only living thing in the universe now. They quickly resort to cannibalism and soon eat each other into extinction without missing a beat. Everything went just right.

I now wish I didn't have to spend $20K on a backhoe.......

 

Granted. However, you get a serious case of runny eyes with an infection that causes you to permanently go blind.

I wish I had two super fine brunettes waiting for me in bed right now.