The "wish" with consequences game

strange-thats what happens!

Granted. A nudist Beach!

I wish i was better at my games

 

Granted.. but your short attention span grows and you can focus at anything else!

 

I wish Hawkerace's attention span would come back and he makes his wish so the game can go on. :vegetate:

 

I was in a rush.. party

Granted.. but he would die of boredom!

I wish I could make every girl love me.

 

Granted. Now your life consists of popping Viagra pills and making excuses to ditch women that want your bod 24/7.


I wish us rogues could meet at Otto's place and party.

 

Granted. We are all instantly transported there. Unfortunately, we have all been turned into world class geeks and the party is a complete boorish joke.

I wish I could drive Formula 1.

 

Granted. But you crash into a wall at 500mph and die in a hideous firery explosion.
I wish I was on holiday

(wow, this is waaaaaay better than the option 1 or 2 game!)

 

Granted. Your flight is delayed, you get mugged on the way to the hotel which by the way has burnt to the ground despite the raging tornado. As a consequence the airport is completely razed which precludes your return. So your holidays will become much longer than you expected, but the beach is a complete mess with all the debris and jetsam. You try to find solace in drink, but a catastrophic cult took over the island and booze is now banned.

I wish Reagan was president again.

 

All I have to say to this is WOW!!

Granted, he is but then you wake up and have a massive drool stain on your pillow. Turn on the TV to hear Bush say " Its time to spread Democracy in Portugal "

I wish the Nazis had not massacred so many.

 

Granted. The French did.

I wish thge government did everything I told them to.

 

Granted, but the Government has selective hearing and a short memory and decide it's easier to make you disappear than try to remember what you said and accomplish it. So they make up an agenda as they go along (in your name) according to polls which are padded by special interest groups and big business. Nothing changes.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

 

Granted but then you would start to look like Dorian Gray

I wish that the summer weather would last longer like it used to into September early October.

 

granted. All the lakes and sea dry up as the heat sores, and all life on earth ends.

I wish I had VC.

 

Granted, but the genie is hard of hearing and gives you VD instead.

I wish I had an mp40.

 

Granted. A small plastic one.


I wish I had a Spitfire

 

Granted, every time you try to talk, flames shoot out of your mouth.

I wish the next person posting would stop messing with my wishes.

 

I didn't mean that sort of Spitfire!!!

 

Granted your wish is not messed with. Instead, a couple of mafia thugs show up and beat the crap out of you.

I wish everyone that annoys me disappears to another planet.

 

Granted, you are stuck all alone on this planet

I wish Mcdonald's wasnt fattening

 

Granted, but when you eat it convulsions begin to occur.

I wish I could breath underwater!