The "wish" with consequences game

Granted your a fish which just jumped onto a hook and are pulled up where you once again can not breath

I wish could read every book written.....

 

Granted, there are a lot of fibreglass replicas in the market.

I wish for a Homard à la Bretonne.

 

Granted but your insurance refuses to pay for the lipo suction and you owe the doctor $25,000 for the last three pounds !

I wish I could keep my airplane books and magizanes in order so I could find the ones I am looking for without spending an hour looking.

 

Granted. They become a fire hazard and your house burns down. You die a hideous fiery death.

I wish I had a factory making things just for me.

 

Granted, It does, however they are adult female toys and you are confused


I wish I was a straight shot

 

Granted but you become the poster boy for The Shot Heard Round the World and nail yourself in the back of the head

I wish for quiet

 

Granted, your ears shrink to the size of dimes, and you now have to invest in contacts because glasses wont stay on.

I wish I was the smartest person on the planet.

 

Granted but you are on a camel near Damascus and as you take a bite a Bedou Arab smiles and laughs saying it is not ripe

I wish for absolute power

 

Granted but you are a no name actor playing a role in an independent movie with nothing to call your own but a diseased cat that lives outside the local Chinese food place.

 

Sry, forgot to make my wish

I wish I could grow money on trees

 

Granted, but all that grows is the now outdated, unusable Italian Lire.

I wish I was the smartest person on this planet.

 

Granted. Enjoy it while Jacob-Kreutzfeldt eats up what's left.

I wish I could sea the seascape from Wisconsin.

 

Granted. Unfortunately Viking raiders come, burn everything, and you die a hideous fiery death.

I wish the food I am eating right now would taste even better.

 

Well see now if I was granted absolute power then there can be no consequence that I couldn't undo

granted a hovering salt shaker comes a shakin over your food, you laugh but forget to tell it to stop.

I wish everyone was happy everywhere for one day a year.

 

Granted everyone is happy from their head to their toes one day a year, including you. Unfortunately everyone's day is different from yours and spread across the year and if anyone but you is happy you suffer an infinite amount of depression that day.

I wish for more money than I know what to do with.

 

Granted. You don't know what to do with it so you burn it. You get caught up in the flames and die a hideous fiery death.

I wish I am always happy.