The "wish" with consequences game

Why must eveyone always die in your grants?

Granted you are alway happy but only for one week, and then your muscles begin to spasm and you are in constant pain.

I wish for no world hunger

 

Granted. Their is no world hunger. Instead, their is gluttony, and the world eats itself to death.

I wish I had an MP 40.

 

Granted. But you accidentally shoot it at a barrel of petrol, it sets the whole of New Jersey on fire, and (yep, you guessed it!) everyone dies a hideous firery death.

I wish I had an Mg42

 

And you do, but its only a painting hanging on your wall, which then falls on your head while you are watching TV, you loose consciousness and drop a cold glass of Coke on the floor which spills and runs into a fan keeping you cool.... the house burns.... YOU DIE A FIREY DEATH!

I wish I could have any beautiful and intelligent woman I want

 

Granted but then you decide you want to try the other side of the fence and decide to stay put.

I wish the forum had a reciepe section so as to stop world hunger for the forum members who can't cook.

 

Granted. You try one of the rogue's reciepes not knowing he left out an important step....."do not use wild mushrooms." Now you get food poisoning and have to get your stomach pumped out.


I wish OJ would die a firey death in a car wreck, saving the taxpayers a bundle.

 

Granted.. He does but then you are left feeling guilty your entire life......


I wish I found a genie and got 3 wishes!

 

Granted, but in the small typing.. you can only wish 3 times on the topic of cheese.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

Granted - You can walk on water but sink on earth, leading to a miserable, painful, crushing death.

I wish that Peppy would finish his interview with der PanzerPenguin Part II!

 

[EDIT - Whoops, must remember to make sure I'm looking at the last page of a thread next time!]

 

Granted, he has found it written on paper. But as he as about to print it up, out of no were a ink bottle spills on the entire interview and ruins it.

I wish I had 24 million dollars so I can spend for every hour.

 

Granted. Poof! He is in the middle of "The running of the bulls" and gets trampled into a coma.

I wish everyone had to walk the proverbial mile in someone else's shoes.

 

Ohh Sneaky!

Granted, but they are the shoes of a 7 year old girl, childs size 3. She is walking to Sunday school, a mile away, uphill.

I wish I had more time in the day!

 

granted. But you only get 5 minutes at night. You loose a lot of sleep, and walk around like a zombie. You light a match (you forget why as you are so tired), and forgetting it could start a fire, put it in your pocket. Your clothes set on fire and you die a hideous fiery death.

I wish I wasn't obsessed with people dieing in hideous fiery ways.

 

Granted. People die in Glorious Fiery Death!

I wish that Joe doesn't let some one else die in a hideous fiery way.

 

Granted. They die a hideous watery death!!

I wish the weekend was never ending.

 

Granted. But now with a 7 day weekend, the mail never runs so your bills are never paid and now you don't have electricity. You accidently drop a candle which catches a curtain on fire,then realize you don't have water either, you die a firey death.

I wish I could buy a StuG III.

 

Granted. You hock everything you own and take out a bank loan to pay for your StuG III of which you are now the proud owner. Ninety days later, destitue and unable to pay your loan off on your now broken down StuG III the bank repossesses it and you are thrown in prison for credit fraud. You are now the personal property of "Bubba" who greatly enjoys having a virgin once again to love.....

I wish it was time to go home from work

 

Granted but your boss asks you to work this weekend on the way out the door.

I wish weekends would never end.

Hey Joe, I think just maybe you're a pyro.

Just a thought!