Thanks KodiakBeer! "You see Ivan when you use anti tank like peestol, you shall never shoot the inaccurate because so many boolet come out."
My wife went to the Torgsin, and all I got was this tank rifle. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=17b_1391723098
So then I said to the General; "Why this big requisition for black silk panties for your personal nurse?" And that's how I found myself transferred out of the quartermaster section...