You can't believe anything you read in that rag! Besides, it was Ensign Trump that asked for two pajaros to be sent up to our room.
Sorry, there is no "11" button on my phone. However, if you have a cellphone. Turn it on, and put it in your back pocket...You should get them within 3 minutes.
I've got it in stereo. Not inherited, though. I earned it by spending my college years sitting in the front row at rock concerts. I still hear music, but now it's more like getting my hearing tested all the time.